Supporter of everyone and everything
Whovain, music obsessed, nerd, book worm, into classical rock and jazz and techno and gay. Nerdfighter.
Unfriendly reminder that in America it’s reasonable to say an unarmed black kid deserved to be shot six times because he might have robbed a convenience store, but a white kid shouldn’t be kicked off the high school football team just because he violently raped a girl.
"I don’t love him but he’s here and you aren’t"
This hit me like a fucking train
okay, storytime. At a group sleepover, there’s this girl, the most innocent thing you’ve ever met, k? She nods off on the couch early on in the night. As everyone’s getting ready to play cards, one of my friends lean back and hears her mumbling in her sleep.
My friend motions for everyone to be quiet. The girl snuggles her blanket, smiles, and in the sweetest voice, says, “Go on, Brandon. You can jump. It’s only 30 stories.”
My boyfriend talks in his sleep a lot, the best I can remember is hearing a gasp from him and when I asked what was wrong he goes “MY HAMBURGER!” It was at that point I discovered he was still asleep.
Story Time: My sister had her friend staying the night and they were still asleep at like 11:30and my sister said loudly enough that we heard it in the living room(her room was in the attic) “Welcome to McDonald’s how may I help you” her friend responded “I would like a Frosty and a Whopper” we were outside the door so we could hear them my sister screamed”FUCK YOU,YOU STUPID ASS WHORE,THAT SHIT IS NOT SOLD HER YOU DUMB FUCK” and now they are no longer friends
I remember once I was sleeping in the living room with my sister and it was late and I went to get water and i came back and I hear her say “I don’t think you can do that Mr. President.” And I started laughing quietly and I sat next to her and whispered “It’s illegal to tell me what to do.” And she said “ducks can’t be trusted sir”
One time my sister sat up in her sleep and said “FOR THE BAND” in the most determined voice and then fell back on the bed still asleep.
I don’t talk in my sleep but apparently I sing scales and mimic car horns in my sleep.
And my friend says her boyfriend who is an audio engineer sleep talks when he is stressed and he says things like “there are too many master faders!”
tall people: if we are walking together please take into consideration my tiny legs. i cant keep up with you. please think of my tiny legs i dont want to be jogging to keep up with your leisurely stroll you TITANS
In very rare circumstances it is possible to see a full 360 degree rainbow from an airplane
target locked. firing lesbian ray
This is why I don’t visit you bitch.
I’ve been here like… 48 hours and my moms called me fat at least a dozen times. She won’t let me eat, she took away my snacks…. she wouldn’t let me get a pop at dinner last night…. she made eggs for breakfast and she gave me less eggs then my 11 yer old sister because apparently I don’t need to eat enough to be full, and I wasn’t even allowed to have toast. And omg I like milk in my coffee! ?! Don’t I know that black coffee is better for me! Less calories that way. Shut the Fuck up.
And its like yeah I’m 22 and I can make my own food and shit but all her plain rude comments make me want to starve myself rather than hear how she feels about me. She acts like I’m sitting on the couch shoveling in deep fried tacos and shit…. I’m a healthy person bitch.
Oh and she wouldn’t even let me eat my whole welcome home donut! I could only have a half of it because ~I’m too big~
-_- I just wanna go home. She doesn’t care that I feel physically better than I have in years and my over all health is fine. … I guess I should go back to not eating and have her respect and be dead. Fuck her. :(
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I show affection for my pets by holding them against me and whispering I love you repeatedly as they struggle to escape from my arms